Java for Fucking Idiots

Feel too stupid to read an actual book on Java programming? You just might be. Start here with Java for Fucking Idiots.

Written by a recovering idiot, this book will walk you through the very fundamentals of Java at a pace you can follow, and with a structure that makes sense. I make absolutely minimal assumptions about your background throughout the entire book.

I avoid using overly complex examples, provide simple code snippets and metaphors, and in general have no idea what the fuck I’m doing. But I wrote a book, so yeah what the hell, why not.

Join me on an adventure to learn Java, read some awful “jokes”, cite no sources, and you know what? Maybe along the way, we’ll learn something about ourselves, too.